This is not a joke, Rats found in the President's office at Aso Rock

Actually, the president’s spokesperson, Garba Shehu, says the Rodents have damaged furniture and air-conditioning fittings in Buhari’s office.

"Following the three months period of disuse, Rodents have caused a lot of damage to the furniture and the air conditioning units," Shehu lamented.

Rodents are mammals characterized by a single pair of continuously growing incisors. They range from Guinea Pigs, Porcupines, Squirrels, Chipmunks, to house Mice and Rats.

Shehu didn’t say which specie of Rodents invaded the presidential Villa, but since we all know that Rats are the most intrusive and destructive domestic vermins in this part of the world, we can settle on them as the culprits here.

“I do not have that level of detail”, Shehu confesses through a straight face, when asked to name the class of Rodents that ransacked his principal's office.