Pregnant Kylie Jenner might secretly be Kim’s Surrogate?

I’m not saying that Kylie Jenner is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s surrogate.

The rollercoaster of Kardashian womb-related updates has yet to slow down. On Tuesday night, TMZ broke the news that Khloé Kardashian is three-months pregnant with her first child, courtesy of her boyfriend Tristan Thompson. This brings the current Kardashian fetus count up to three, since Kim and Kanye are allegedly expecting via a surrogate, and TMZ reported late last week that Kylie Jenner is with child.

In the wake of Jenner’s unexpected pregnancy news, some fans have begun to suspect that Jenner is actually carrying a child on behalf of her half-sister. As far as conspiracy theories go, this one ranks somewhere between the “faked” moon landing (probably not true) and irrepressible rumors that Blue Ivy is destined to become our Illuminati overlord (true). It’s primarily substantiated by the recent revelation that Jenner may actually be five months pregnant, not four months along as previously reported. That timeline sets Jenner up for a mid-January due date—which is exactly when Kim and Kanye’s surrogate is expected to deliver. Also, both Kimye and Kylie are reportedly having baby girls.